Warning: there is a bad word in this post, however it's a funny bad word

I was laying in bed just now reading and waking up and Nick ran out of the shower with a towel on, jumped on the bed and screamed "I'm part Monkey" he jumped off the bed and ran off into the mist, (not really just the other room) WHAT I THOUGHT he ran through the room and said: " I'm a twat monkey!" What an awful word but I laughed until I was crying. I'm keeping that one in the vault in case I ever get into a verbal fighting match, along with douche canoe. Sorry for the bad language this morning folks :)